So is SC not as gay as we were told?

Just got a spam e-mail advertising "Exclusive Gay Travel Packages in 2009!"...

... and no mention of South Carolina, despite what we heard in the past.

South Africa, however, does get a mention.

And no, I don't know how I got on this mailing list.

Comments

[gayguy]

I would like to take this opportunity to ask Lee Muller to go with me on a "cruise" to Connecticut.Lee:Will you marry me?

[Doug Ross]

Lee,

Don't ask, don't tell.

[Brad Warthen]

OK, well, I just removed the more salacious comments, left in the milder ones. I hope it doesn't make you feel bad that yours was one of the milder ones, Doug. Don't want to hurt your rep or anything.

[tired of the militant queers]

Water down the sodomy.

[p.m.]

With headlines like these, you wonder how you made the mailing list?

"Grooving on that way cool Obama poster"

"President Obama's been a very busy bee today"

[Capital A]

Ok, p.m.s., your comments forced a spontaneous bwahaha! out of me. Well played, sir(?), well played!

I wonder if this article will get a "rice" out of Lee. (I know; I've milked his misspelling for all it's worth. Queer fellow, him. Waitaminnit, now I'm the one talking gay!)

And nobody asked, but I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry was one of the funniest movies of the year; critics be damned.

"It's-a like-a circul!"

[workin'girl]

totmq,what you talkin bout? They ain't got a corner on the market!

[Tired of the militant queers]

Speaker 1:

Can we please get a true definition of a "gay" man?

Speaker 2:

Sure. It is:

***A man that gets perverted enjoyment out of placing his genitalia in another man's anus***

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Anuses = EXIT ONLY. That's the intention.

[totmq]

testing...1...2...3

[Tired of the militant queers]

XOXO's

I volunteer to take out "perverted" from the above definition; however, if forced to, I will make the owners of this paper sorry they made me do it.

[Capital A]

Totmq, please volunteer to go away. Go very far away. And don't bother to tell us when you return, if ever.

Here's to wishful thinking...

[TOTMQ'SSSSSSSSSSSSSS]

Capital A,

Your wish is my anti-command. I am here! To bring you definitions the MSM won't give you!!!

Ask me, I will define for you...anything!

[christena]

Here's to wishful thinking to one and all

Christena
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