As y'all know, I am inordinately fond of movies, and also of Top Five Lists and their lesser cousins, Top Ten lists and other denominations.
So it was with interest that I perused this one put together by National Review, "the 25 best conservative movies of the last 25 years," which are described as "great movies that offer compelling messages about freedom, families, patriotism, traditions, and more." It's not a list it would have occurred to me to compile, since I don't think in those left-vs.-right terms. And in some cases NR has to put an odd spin on them to make them "conservative," but in others I see the point, to the extent that it matters. Who cares? A good movie is a good movie. But I perused it with interest, as I do all such lists. Here I add a little of my own commentary on each (for the magazine's commentary, follow the link):
The Best Conservative Movies
1. The Lives of Others (2007): This WAS wonderful, and if you haven't seen it, order it from Netflix or whatever. It's in German, with subtitles -- so Herb should especially like it. I think maybe it made No. 1 on this list because it was one of the last movies William F. Buckley saw, and he raved about it. Well, the man always had good taste.
2. The Incredibles (2004): This was good, but would not make any kind of "best 25" list I would compile.
3. Metropolitan (1990): Never saw it.
4. Forrest Gump (1994): OK, fine.
5. 300 (2007): Didn't like it all that much. Too artificial.
6. Groundhog Day (1993): Definitely a Top 25 on any list, but this is one where the "conservatives" are missing the point, although they're certainly right to say, "Theologians and philosophers across the ideological spectrum have embraced it." You know where I first heard about it? In a homily at St. Peter's. Msgr. Lehocky was impressed by it because the entire point of the movie is that the only way Murray's character can escape the pointless treadmill of his existence is to live one day that is perfectly lived for other people, NOT for himself. "Conservatives" of the über-selfish, modern libertarian variety have to overlook that obvious message to like this flick. Again, it's not about the value of "the permanent things," but about living for OTHERS. But I'm glad for them to like it anyway. Everyone should.
7. The Pursuit of Happyness (2006): Haven't seen it.
8. Juno (2007): Yes, it was wonderful. And yeah, it had a "conservative" message in that if affirmed life. Although I'm still, after all these years, trying to figure out how affirming life got to be "conservative." Yet another way that Roe has distorted the way we think, and even the way we think about thinking, in this country.
9. Blast from the Past (1999): Very enjoyable, and yeah, it spoke up for traditional values.
10. Ghostbusters (1984): Bet you didn't know that this one was political. Neither did I. The justification for this call is pretty thin. It seems mostly based on the bad guy being from the EPA, and Akroyd's hilarious line: “I don’t know about that. I’ve worked in the private sector. They expect results!”
11. The Lord of the Rings (2001, 2002, 2003): Yeah, OK -- I can see that.
12. The Dark Knight (2008): Again, seems odd on this list. And while it might be one of the best 25 new movies I've seen in the past year, I wouldn't elevate it above that.
13. Braveheart (1995): Saw it. Hated it. The first sign of Mel Gibson's obsession with characters who are gruesomely tortured to death, which is all I remember of it.
14. A Simple Plan (1998): Never saw it.
15. Red Dawn (1984): Well, of course. And I enjoyed it for what it was, minus the political preaching. I enjoyed it on this level -- there were times as a high school student I would have welcomed the fantasy of paratroopers suddenly landing in the schoolyard and shooting up the school, so that I'd have a good excuse to grab some friends (including girls) and some guns and run up into the mountains for an extended adventure. Didn't you think thoughts like that in school? OK, never mind...
16. Master and Commander (2003): Yes, folks, this is why I posted this entire item. As y'all know, I'm always bringing up O'Brian's Aubrey-Maturin books here on the blog, and nobody ever engages the subject, which is a big disappointment. This offers me another excuse. And yes, if you're reaching for it, I guess this movie extols conservative virtues. (I guess it didn't strike me because, having grown up in the navy, the conservative values it portrays are ones that I, and John McCain, take for granted.) As NR says, the H.M.S Surprise is "a coherent society in which stability is underwritten by custom and every man knows his duty and his place." Granted. And Jack Aubrey is as Tory as they come. But then the stories are equally about Stephen Maturin, who is after all a former Irish republican, who detests authority from that practiced by naval officers to that assumed by Buonoparte. But Stephen is no modern, milksop liberal -- although strangely, in the movie version, he is portrayed that way (right up until the moment he boards the enemy ship sword in hand, which the movie makers really didn't prepare the viewer for, since at every moment up to that point you were given the impression he was a pacifist or something). Yeah, the movie was great, but the books are a thousand times better -- whatever your political orientation. Some of y'all go read them, so we can discuss them here.
17. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (2005): Didn't see it; never particularly wanted to. I'm guessing you had to read this books as a kid to be interested.
18. The Edge (1997): Never saw it.
19. We Were Soldiers (2002): This was OK, but not any kind of top 25. An ironic choice for NR, since it was written by Joe Galloway, who was there. If you've read Joe's columns, you know what I mean. He doesn't see the world their way (or mine, either).
20. Gattaca (1997): Yeah, it was OK. Worth seeing. Not that great, though.
21. Heartbreak Ridge (1986): This movie stunk up the place! I can't get past the first 10 or 15 minutes. Awful acting. Cartoonish depiction of the Corps. Yeah, I was hoping this movie would be what NR seems to think it was. But it wasn't. Not one of Eastwood's better efforts.
22. Brazil (1985): Hated it. Yeah, it had its cool parts -- DeNiro's guerrilla repairman, for instance -- but on the whole a bummer. I hate these nihilistic, hopeless tales that go to such lengths to conjure a world in which life is useless and meaningless. Isn't life depressing enough?
23. United 93 (2006): A fine film, a fine tribute. Not a Top 25, though.
24. Team America: World Police (2004): Never saw it; never wanted to. (You get the idea that they included this one for ironic effect or something?)
25. Gran Torino (2008): Just saw it SUNDAY NIGHT, and it was great. My wife and I had a rare night out. It surprised me that she wanted to see it, and one of my daughters almost talked her out of it (we considered going to see "Slumdog Millionaire" instead, which would have been OK, but I really wanted to see this one). Well, we both loved it. The reviews that rave about it are not exaggerating. Clint Eastwood just gets better and better at his craft.
The magazine then listed 25 "Also-Rans," as follows:
Air Force One, Amazing Grace, An American Carol, Barcelona, Bella, Cinderella Man, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, Hamburger Hill, The Hanoi Hilton, The Hunt for Red October, The Island, Knocked Up, The Last Days of Disco, The Lost City, Miracle, The Patriot, Rocky Balboa, Serenity, Stand and Deliver, Tears of the Sun, Thank You for Smoking, Three Kings, Tin Men, The Truman Show, Witness
Of those, several should have made the Top 25, being way better than most on the list that made it, specifically:
Air Force One -- Nothing like a president who kicks terrorist butt personally. He'd have my vote. Aside from that, just a well-done action flick, as only Wolfgang Peterson can make 'em. (Although you know what I liked better? "In the Line of Fire." Not for its conservatism, but for its communitarianism. What? You don't remember Eastwood saying repeatedly how much he loves public transportation?)
Bella -- Beautiful flick, although the parts that flash back to the terrible thing that happened are hard to take. It helps to understand Spanish (the movie's sort of bilingual), but it's not necessary.
Knocked Up -- A real hoot, and of course we know about how it's an unconventional evocation of traditional values. It's still a hoot.
Serenity -- A little preachier than the original series on the whole anti-Nanny State thing, but the characters and the action make it easy to ignore. Why did "Firefly" not last? Because it was too good, I guess.
Witness -- Another of Harrison Ford's best. Excellent fish-out-of-water drama.
Heck, even "The Island" was better than most of those that made the list...
Oh, just to finish the job. If I were to pick a Top Five List from among the above 50 -- just Top Five, regardless of political "message" -- I'd go with:
- Groundhog Day
- The Lives of Others
- Master and Commander
- Air Force One
- Serenity
Mind you, if I were compiling a list of Top 25 from the past 25 years without restrictions, it would include a lot of flicks not among the 50 above. Such as "Almost Famous," "American History X" and "Apollo 13," and that's just the A's. How about you?
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