And people think we have problems with our troopers. I happened to be driving across Mississippi yesterday, on Hwy 78 between Tupelo and Memphis.
I was just tooling along, getting in touch with my essential Elvisness, and the road between those two foci of the Elvis universe is a perfect place to do it. Hwy 78 is now an interstate-like four-lane with a huge median, rolling across the Delta with almost no traffic, unlike, say, I-20.
So I'm cooling it, with the cruise set exactly to the speed limit (don't tell Samuel), when suddenly "Whoa, Daddy! It's the Man!" -- a Mississippi state trooper blows past me like I'm standing still.
He was not in what one would call "hot pursuit." No lights, no siren. He was just moving from point A to point B at a high velocity.
OK, fine. Stuff happens. But about 20 minutes later, another Mississippi state trooper flies past me going just as fast.
But get this: This one finds himself blocked by a superannuated RV in the left lane doing about 60, about a quarter-mile ahead of me. So does he sweep around it on the right, seeing as there was no traffic in that lane? No. He tailgates for a seconds, as I start catching up.
When the RV doesn't immediately pull over, he turns on the blue light. The guy in the RV doesn't see him right away, and I pass the two of them on the right, still on cruise.
The trooper edges over into the left shoulder just as I'm passing, so the guy can't possibly miss him. Shortly thereafter, I see the RV pull over in my rearview.
Did the trooper continue on after some felon? No. He turns off his light, engages the afterburner, and zooms past me doing about 90.
He disappears off ahead of me, apparently in a hurry for a donut.
Yeah, we've all seen cops in S.C. seeming to use their de facto immunity to speed needlessly. But in Mississippi, such heedless arrogance seems to be Standard Operating Procedure.
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